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Joke of the Day

"The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off."

"Welcome to Asia's newest billionare. His name is Cha Ching."

"Her lips said no, but her eyes said... read my lips"

"A golfer bought a six pack of beer but he had to take it back... because there was a hole-in-one"

"Did you notice the difference between Trump's inauguration and Obama's? Trump's crowd paled in comparison."

"What are spiders webs good for ? Spiders !"

"Shout out to my grandpa That's the only way he can hear"

"A guy goes to the doctor because he wants to get a prescription for a laxative... After a few checks the doctor nods and says: ""yep, you're full of shit."" and hands him a prescription."

"""I'm the only cop on the force who can play the bassoon dammit"" ""Not anymore"" New cop in sunglasses walks in, just killing it on the bassoon"

"Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber? He committed barbercide."