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Joke of the Day

"I went to a feminist picnic the other day... It was great, apart from the fact that no one made any sandwiches."

"What do you call two fruits that can't get married? Cantaloupes"

"Which are the scariest kind of bees? Zombees"

"I'll have you know I did four years in Nam. Turns out pedophilia is illegal there too."

"A certain leisure complex had a cinema and a swimming pool. One day, thecinema screen fell into the pool. The owners left it there and used it as adive-in theater."

"Everybody thinks they are cool... Until they fuck up a handshake with a black guy."

"Mother: Jared get your little sister's hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can't mum she's got it strapped too tight under her chin!"

"What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun? A shooting star"

"Why do Jews have a big nose? Because air is free"

"[phone rings] Guy: is your refrigerator running? Me: yes my refrigerator is runn- Fridge [grabs phone]: hello? Yeah actually I do crossfit"