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Joke of the Day
"Why did the computer squeak? Someone stepped on the mouse."
Next Joke
"""Ma'am, please stow your laptop prior to takeoff."" ""This is my Emotional Support Computer."""
"I sat down and watched this movie with Nicolas Cage the other day... We talked through the whole movie and he is actually a pretty cool guy."
"A man came into the emergency room with six plastic toy horses in his ass... The doctors say his condition is stable."
"A man walks into a fancy dress party carrying a woman on his back... The host asks the man why this is so. ""Oh, I'm a tortoise and this is Michelle"" says the man."
"What did the escalator say to the elevator? Nothing, he just staired."
"Why can't you be friends with a tampon? Because they are stuck up cunts."
"I met a guy the other day with a glass eye. He didn't tell me, it just came out in the conversation"
"Did you hear? They found a new use for sheep in texas. Wool."
"Maybe teenagers just aren't strong enough yet to remove the sticker from their hat"