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Joke of the Day

"We may be approaching this wrong, what if Paris Hilton is actually just a hoarder of dicks?"

"Sometimes I wish I knew more than just a few jokes. </clever one liner>"

"Is that really your rectal temperature? Nah, I just pulled it out of my ass."

"I often misuse common phrases People are always pulling me off for it."

"new tattoo My wife has a new tattoo. its a shell on the inside of her thigh. when i put my ear to it i can smell the sea..."

"I'd rather my kid bring home head lice than another goddamn fundraising form."

"I just answered someones question with..... I Reckon. and now I have to move to Oklahoma."

"At least he won't annoy his co-workers every week. What did the mother and father camel name their baby born without a hump? Humphrey!"

"Why did the prostitute cross the road? To go to the motel with her client so they could have some fucking privacy."

"Why don't Arab women need Insurance? Because they are already covered."