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Joke of the Day
"Why did the ant fall off of the toilet seat? He got pissed off"
Next Joke
"Today I was told a question is a great way to start a conversation. What do you think?"
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number. Edit: I get it, this joke is just too far-fetched for you mainstreamers to understand."
"What do you call a feminist that raps about women's rights? Feminem"
"You're not allowed to tweet screenshots of chats where you're the one who says the funny thing."
"My friend David lost his id last week Now we just call him Dav"
"*crawls up from backseat* *slowly pulls off paper bag from head* What? No... I'm not embarrassed by your driving"
"Dad joke #31939: A guy walks into a bar. Ouch."
"Sunday is the only day of the week I can say, ""I'll do it in a minute,"" never do it, and not feel guilty."
"ME: (signing) What color are apples? BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors"