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Joke of the Day
"Didn't sleep much but I got a few solid hours of worrying done."
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"I wish the book ""How to be an adult"" came in hard cover... .. it would be that much more effective at bonking stupid people in the head."
"They brought the hot dog in for questioning. He gave the... wurst... answers."
"What's the most popular occupation in Italy? Pastatution."
"Never Trust an Atom. They make up everything!"
"My doctor told me I only have two months left to live so I shot him, judge gave me 30 years."
"why would old man skeletor wait until the 3rd period of the final game to introduce new uniforms to the team you're a stupid old man"
"I drafted 1984 Madonna and a meatball sub for my fantasy football team. Hey, it's my fantasy."
"I think I may be allergic to women everytime they touch my penis the damn thing just swells up like crazy."
"TIL Only three types of mammals go through menopause. The Blue Whale, The Beluga Whale, and You're Mom"