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Joke of the Day

"Saw a coworker washing a banana in the sink and wondering what she did with it."

"why is the bass player stuck outside? he doesn't know when to come in and can't find the right key anyway"

"How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb? None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet"

"Why are libraries so strict? Because they have to go by the book."

"In my house ""no"" means keep doing it till mom loses her shit."

"What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? ""What the Fuck!"" and ""What a Fuck!"""

"I've been a right-leaning man for most of my life Fuck scoliosis."

"""When I was a kid I asked my mum what a couple was and she said: 'Oh, two or three'. She wonders why her marriage didn't work."

"What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend? He nectar!"

"The Filipino diving team."