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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it had a silent pee."

"My boss is so inappropriate at work Whenever there's an opportunity for innuendo he slips it in"

"A guy had 6.023*10^23 bruises in his body... Experts are saying he got molested."

"What did the penis say to the condom? **""Cover me! I'm going in!""**"

"I heard the Energizer Bunny got arrested the other day... Yea he got charged with ""battery""."

"Thief: Did u see me rob this bank?nTeller: well, yes!nn*Teller shot in the head*nThief: DID U SEE ME ROB THIS BANK?nMe: No. But my wife did!"

"An elephant joke... What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? Plenty o' room."

"Food Network makes me feel like a perv: Beat it It's not moist enough My wrist is tired Look how thick it's getting It's all about flavor"

"What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!"

"I sure hope skinny jeans are still in fashion. After all the calories I consumed over the holidays that's what all my pants are now."