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Joke of the Day

"u ever see those babies who r born with whole heads of hair and think ""ur going places. ur a baby who gets stuff done"""

"Did you hear about the teacher who was always cross eyed? She struggled to control her pupils."

"I was in a cab today and the cab driver said... ""I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do."" Then I said, ""Turn left."""

"Remember duck tape turns no no no... In to mmm mmm mmm"

"Which country has the highest number of foolish people? Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish"

"I named my hard drive ""dat ass"" So once a month my computer would ask if I want to back dat ass up."

"Gramma gramma gramma gramma gramma chameleon she's old and cold she's old and coooooold"

"What's the difference between a large pizza and a bass guitarist? A large pizza can feed a family of four!"

"A son is coming out to his father ""I'm gay"" the son says. ""You aren't thinking straight"" says the dad. And then they laugh and hug, for it was a dad joke."

"I'm not fat. I'm famine proof."