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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a gangster accidentally kills a fellow gang member? Homiecide"

"They should make a weed strain called ""WMD"" Except it turns out it doesnt exist"

"What joke did drake get when talking to diddy? The punchline"

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Testicular cancer"

"A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, ""do you have that book for men with small penises?"" ""Yeah it's on the third lane"" ""Okay, thanks"""

"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage"

"Chuck Norris' Roundhouse kick is so powerful, that on the set of Sidekicks he single-footedly destroyed Jonathan Brandis' Career."

"wife: How was work? [flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said ""abreast""] me:Good"

"Whenever I think of a funny status I always get a pen and write it down so I can use it later, and if the pen is too far away I just convince myself that it wasn't that funny anyway."

"Why don't women need to go to college? Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich."