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Joke of the Day

"What does the twitter bird drink? Twater!"

"What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback"

"How many blonde jokes exist? One. This one. The rest are all true."

"What's that thing called when your crush likes you back? Oh yeah. Imagination."

"What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded."

"I HATE being stuck in a vacuum chamber Makes my blood boil"

"I can't think of a single reason to use an idiom If you ask me, they're for the birds"

"What's the difference between a brick and an MRA? Bricks get laid."

"Do you know what that white shit in bird shit is Shit..."

"Nintendo should come out with a sequel to X and Y... It'll be called ""The Extra Chromosome"""