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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if ppl who design new kinds of toilet paper ever think,""Why do we ever try? ppl are gonna shit all over this new design"""

"When someone asks how I feel, I always answer ""Squishy and like I've done something wrong"""

"I went to a paraplegic fundraiser It was crawling with pussy"

"Women don't deserve to be paid as much as men and should stay in the kitchen. I'd go on, but that's the misogyngist of it."

"Russia and Ukraine. What did Russia say to Ukraine? Go Crimea River."

"Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs? He was always horsing around."

"MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE"

"Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank account."

"Why is getting Christmas presents for your kids just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit."

"What's the difference between a doe and dope? One's gotta pee."