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Joke of the Day
"Our top story tonight... Generalisimo Francisco Franco is still dead..."
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"This morning I was beaten by a woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, ""Would you please press one?"" I don't remember much after that."
"A rainbow.. Is gods little way of frowning at gay people"
"I asked my German professor... ...""can you tell me how many credit hours of German this school offers?"" She replied, ""nine."" ""Well, thanks anyways,"" I said."
"The bartender says... ""We don't serve tachyons here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."
"ANIMALS IT'S OK TO KILL IN AFRICA 1. Mosquitoes 2. Terminally ill zebra who signed a DNR 3. The Nazi monkey from Raiders of the Lost Ark"
"HOT! dog what did the dog say about sexy dog to is friend wow look at that hot dog"
"Whenever my neighbor looks like they want to speak to me. I collapse to the ground motionless as if I were one of Andy's toys."
"Why are hunters good love-makers? They always go deep in the bush, they can shoot more than once, and eat what they shoot."
"How can you tell you're at a gay cookout? The hotdogs smell like shit."