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Joke of the Day

"So this bloke said to me... He said "" I once got my dog to bring back a stick thrown 100 miles away"". I said ""that's a bit far-fetched"""

"How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard... Put him in the backyard"

"Saw a boat with a sign that read ""For Sale"" so I added the missing ""-ing""........................ Idiots."

"People who say, ""nothing could ever tear us apart"", must not know about sharks."

"What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch? It gets a lil' kick. :)"

"Miss Piggy can be a such a hamful to deal with"

"It all Title says it all"

"Do they have a shitty attitude because they work for minimum wage, or work for minimum wage because they have a shitty attitude?"

"Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce? Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers."

"They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already."