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Joke of the Day
"How much coke did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men."
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"Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything..."
"[at a wedding] *bridesmaids walk to stage* 5 year old: Does he get to pick?"
"Q: What's the best way to make pants last? A: Make the jacket first."
"Which word is the longest in the English language? Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters"
"What was the lonely chemist looking for? AgF"
"How do 5 gay men walk? One Direction!"
"Squaring numbers are just like women If they are under 13 just do 'em in your head"
"Christ, you're ENORRRRMUS!! What did the leprechaun say when he met Jesus?"
"*Feels the cool breeze caressing my skin* Cool breeze: I have a girlfriend"