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Joke of the Day

"Apparently this isn't a nude beach. This isn't a beach at all. I'm at Target. Don't do drugs kids."

"what did coke call his daddy ? pop"

"""Ummmm..."" -Rope, while being tied into a noose"

"I was at Ihop the other day... and there was a one-legged girl named Eileen working there."

"Kanye deleted all the slander like we didn't have an hour to grab screenshots and make power point presentations"

"Girl, are you E=mc 2? Because I do not have the energy to figure out what is the matter with you."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? FUCK, MY CHICKEN'S IN THE ROAD? WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU DO SOMETHING?! JESUS CHRIST, HE COULD GET RAN THE FUCK OVER! YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT!!"

"Sex is like Math. Add a bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray you don't Multiply!"

"Can we get a tagging system for jokes? Like [OL] for one-liners, [S] for story, etc.."

"There's a hotel with no bathrooms Its called the Holdinit Inn"