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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a homeless horse with a Borderline Personality Disorder ? Unstable."
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"Give me your best joke get me and my work laughing"
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"Did you hear about the pessimistic German vegetarian? He feared the wurst"
"Friend: I want a baby. Me: Remember when your neighbor was practicing the clarinet at 1AM? It's like that, but you can't call the cops."
"What's small, purple and dangerous? A grape with a gun"
"Two guys are walking down the road and they see a dog licking himself. First guy says, ""Boy I sure wish I could do that."" Second guy says, ""I think you should try to pet him first."""
"An iPhone user walks into... [x-post r/funny] a bar, a hotel, a field. He's not too sure"