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Joke of the Day
"I was going to say a joke about Sodium. . But Na."
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"TMZ reportedly has a copy of a Dora the Explorer sextape which shows Dora having sex, using drugs and making racially insensitive comments."
"Who is your's Your Father's- Mother's- daunghter-in-law's husband is your?"
"I've decided to get help with my drug habit. I've managed to convince some friends to give me bulk discounts."
"What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man? A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)"
"What happened when the cheese factory exploded? Debrie everywhere."
"What does Hitler drink each morning? Some Jews"
"My gay friend told me he's spending this 4/20 with his boyfriend. He said, ""After all, the Bible says 'Two men who lie together shall be stoned'."""
"When someone RTs me, I get as excited as I used to when I was ten and I got mail"
"Fuck! I forgot to bring my reusable bag to Whole Foods. People are throwing rocks. I'm bleeding. Send help."