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Joke of the Day

"Cyber Monday is named for John Cyber, who was the first person to be sexually assaulted online by a robot."

"""I live as a mountain man because I enjoy the isolation and I hate people. Film crews are cool though."" - Mountain Men on History Channel"

"I'm confused, why does the Gangnam Style guy want to launch a nuclear attack on the US?"

"What do you call a Korean with a dog? ...vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha."

"Why did he do that? Who is she? What does that mean? When did that happen? Why? How? I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema"

"There are no winners in an arm wrestling match, only Nascar fans."

"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frog's finger."

"Gay guys make some people mad... They get me anal..."

"How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds? He broke up with his girlfriend."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (as in, heaven). Congrats you've just learned why that joke is that joke. Have a good day, faggot."