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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when you've fucked an apple? When you're in cider"
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"Ocean How does the ocean greet us?"
"I never miss my girlfriend... I can hit her every time."
"Did you hear about that new lesbian reversal medicine? It's called Trycoxagin."
"What's yellow and not a banana Oh, wait I forgot, it is a banana"
"How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All, to save this world from the darkness."
"So someone dropped a Chinese baby in a toilet? My advice is to pop it in a bag of rice overnight..."
"I know its slightly distasteful but, what's the best way to punish a blind kid? rearrange the furniture"
"I apologize for pinching your lips closed when you started telling me about your kids"
"Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Dracula's dentist."