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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when you've fucked an apple? When you're in cider"
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"Jessica Biel's dad's first name is Batmo."
"What do you give someone who is about to tear up? Tape"
"What do politicians and diapers have in common? Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason."
"If I rape a prostitute, Is it shoplifting?"
"The worst part of getting a chain wallet for your birthday is that now you have 3 days to send 10 chain wallets to your friends."
"Stop making fun of the fat girl Shes thick and tired of it."
"""I'm tired but I'd really love to be exhausted and covered in my own sweat."" - Naps"
"My 9 year old daughter just beat me at Wii baseball... I'll bet she's on the juice."
"What do vegan zombies say? GRAAAAAAINS!"