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Joke of the Day
"Fill the pinata with goat intestines to teach children about the brutal consequences of violence."
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"I bet earth makes fun of the other planets for having no life"
"If I was a farmer the first thing I'd do is have a meeting with the roosters & cows & tell them to wake up around 9:30 instead of 5."
"Before the internet, it was way harder to google stuff"
"People dating on the internet have it so easy. Back in my day, a man would walk uphill both ways in the snow to disappoint a woman."
"Autocorrect, no matter how many times I tell you, I don't want anyone's duck in my can't."
"What do you call a female Hitler? [This post has been deleted]"
"Her: I <3 you. Me: I... I sideways balls you too."
"Got shut down by a 12 year old. Kid: wow you're really good! Me: good at what? :D Kid: Nothing. :l"
"""I see"" said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw"