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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever eaten an eyeball? Neither have I."

"What's a bounty hunter's favorite cheese? Fetta"

"What do they call a dog in Iraq? A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself"

"What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad? Wipe away those ears."

"What do Chinese lumberjacks do? Chopsticks"

"You can tell a lot about a woman by how she slices brownies. For example: if she throws the knife at you, you should pick up some midol."

"Why do women get married? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn."

"You can't face the problems, if the problem is your Face."

"What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust..."

"If I ever go missing, my dumbass family will pick a photo where I look happy and my hair looks good, and I'll never been seen alive again."