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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever eaten an eyeball? Neither have I."
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"What is a cucumber and a dolphin doing in the same room? Sushi"
"""Guess What?"" ""What?"" ""Good Guess"""
"Where do sick boats go? ........to the dock!! HAHHAHHAHAHHA"
"Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go."
"Visiting Child House I went by the house I grew up in and asked if I could go in and look around. They said no and slammed the door in my face. Parents can be real jerks..."
"[Witness Protection Program] So the more ordinary, mundane your new name is, the easier it'll be to blend into your new- BUBBLENUTS McFUNKY!"
"I just saw Jurassic World... It was DINO-mite!!! A'thank you, I'll show myself out."
"Choose a job you love and you will never work a day in your life because that field isn't hiring."
"Roller coasters are like your first time having sex. for the amount of time it takes to get there, you wish it lasted longer."