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Joke of the Day

"How many times do I have to say ""excuse me"" before ""get the f*ck out of my way"" becomes acceptable?"

"Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!"

"What's the difference between a knife and an argument with a girl. The knife has a point"

"Who's the worst villain in more games than any other? EA"

"I wonder what Ethiopian hipsters post on Instagram... But it sure isn't their food..."

"whats the difference between girl M&M's and boy M&M's? Boy M&M's have nuts."

"Life is meaningless and we all die in the end xD"

"Why I need feminism A guy once told me that he disagreed with me. This is why I need feminism. He shoudn't be allowed to say that."

"I have the ability to hate people based solely on the sound of their cough."

"How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone? Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry"