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Joke of the Day
"Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?"
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"1915-17 may have been the worst years in human history for food poisoning. 1.5 million Armenians died from bad turkey."
"[liquor store] Him: Did you see a cat in here? I know I just heard purring. Me: *looking at huge boxed wine selection* Him: Oh, it's you."
"How come Star Trek fans never grow out of it? They always just Klingon to it"
"A Buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand The monk says, ""Make me one with everything."""
"What do cannibals call family members they love? Bae-Kin"
"How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan? They already told you."
"Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead ? I didn't even know he was sick !"
"What do you call all Republicans that aren't racist, sexist or homophobic? Nancy from New York."
"he's my french step dad... i call him my faux pa."