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Joke of the Day

"Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?"

"If you wanted to be the red ranger as a kid you're probably an asshole nowadays."

"I posted a selfie and someone commented ""Oh my! That was brave.""."

"Why did the turkey cross the road ? To prove he wasn't chicken"

"Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup? Because his family had stock in the company."

"What's a vampire's fetish? Neckrophilia"

"I think I'll TiVo my kids and watch them later."

"Aloe Vera!... me talking to the plants. With a Cockney accent."

"Hey baby, you got an inhaler? Because you got dat Ass-ma."

"- Dad, why don't we visit Greece to see pyramids? - Son, why don't we visit school to see your geography teacher?"