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Joke of the Day

"My favorite thing to do with 4 midget hookers ...is have a threesome."

"I'm not positive, but I think when you say you're ""over"" something, YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT IT."

"When to leave your girlfriend? When your wife's clothes start to fit her."

"Top colleges are now offering a bachelors for mens hairdressing... ...but they call it ""manscape architecture"""

"Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom? Because it's waaay easier to swallow"

"Le'Veon Bell, Josh Gordon and Tom Brady walk into a bar To watch the first 4 weeks of the NFL season"

"Mormon cats have 9 wives."

"I tried to reason with the poop smudge in my toilet bowl. The whole thing was pointless, it just got pissed off anyway."

"Boss ""Are you high?"" If I was high could I do this? *opens a tube of Pringles and eats only 1 of them*"

"The only thing worse than finding out you were given up for adoption would be finding out it was Rick Astley who gave you up."