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Joke of the Day

"..which is why I start my sentences in the middle."

"Whats the difference between congress and parliament? Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day."

"A wizard walks into a gay bar and disappears with a poof."

"I am out of wine, so I ate a bag of grapes and threw myself down the stairs."

"Gay marriage is legal in 6 states, but having sex with a horse is legal in 23 states. Good job, America."

"I wonder what ""don't touch"" is in Braille."

"What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter? Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system"

"I'm not racist I don't even separate my laundry"

"Lars asked Ole, ""Do ya know da difference between a Norvegian and a canoe?"" ""No, I don't,"" said Ole. ""A canoe will sometimes tip,"" explained Lars."

"I just ate so much Chinese food that now I'm able to use algorithms based on linear algebra to solve large numerical systems."