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Joke of the Day
"What is red and white and red and white and red and ....? Santa Clause rolling down a hill"
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"What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep? With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside."
"My brother was born backwards... His nose runs and his feet smell."
"Have you seen www.boomerang .com? Yes I return to it again and again."
"I told you ill be there in 5 minutes. Stop calling me every half an hour."
"What is a pirates favorite letter? No, it's the C."
"How much for the soulmate? Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos."
"[1st ppl to go camping] wife: what do u wanna do this week? hubs: luxury cruise? w: no h: nice hotel? w: no h: pretend to be homeless w: YES"
"Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing."
"Dark humor is like clean water... it's just not accessible to everyone."