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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick!"
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"Heard this one in history class. North Korea threatened to bomb the US and France immediately surrendered."
"Canada is not a vast empty woodland. Our monetary system proves our civility. 5 beavers is worth a caribou 4 caribous are worth a loon And 2 loons are worth a polar bear."
"What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round? Patty O'Furnature"
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand binary, and those who don't. And those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3"
"Women are like necklaces They strangle me when i try to sleep with 'em."
"why isn't thunder called soundning"
"i once saw a pigeon on the subway & it got off at the financial distribct & all i coud think was ""cool. that bird makes more money than me"""
"Why is sex like snow? Because you never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.."