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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the circle want to become 3 dimensional? S'fear."

"What are the scariest jokes in space? Knock-Knock Jokes"

"Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense"

"*walks into bank dragging one of those giant checks behind me* *everyone claps & cheers* *hands check over to teller* Check is for $1.00"

"What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander? ""Bulbasaur!!"""

"Q: What did the leper say to the hooker? A: Keep the tip."

"Hey Pringles, It's time to widen the can. Your core demographic isn't exactly thin-wristed. Thank you!"

"*Runs 6 miles* *Adds Kenyan to resume*"

"A woman walks into a grocery store with a duck... A clerk says, ""Hey! You can't bring that pig in here!"" The woman says, ""It's not a pig. It's a duck."" The clerk says, ""I was talking to the duck."""

"If your uncle Jack was riding a horse named Bill Cosby, and your uncle got stuck on the horse, would you help your uncle Jack off Bill Cosby?"