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Joke of the Day

"I live on the edge Her: cool It's scary Her: So sexy I almost fell once Her: Oh! You actually live.. My home insurance is so expensive"

"What is hard when it goes in your mouth but comes out soft and sticky? A gumball."

"The shit stains in my toilet are so peaceful I just can't piss them off."

"Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup? Because one more bean would be too farty."

"On the anniversary of Harambe's death... the Cincinnati Zoo should have special deals all day. Discounts for Harambe."

"Nuts What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? ""We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"""

"Difference between a cow and Russia They both contain Putin..."

"My first subtweet was in the 3rd grade when I added extra glitter to Nathan's Valentine."

"If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before."

"I want to get into the porn industry But the competition is really stiff."