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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jewish man, mid ejaculation? A Heblew."
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"Finished a jigsaw puzzle in 5 minutes today.. surprising because the box said 4-6 years."
"What do you call an asian who hates black people? A member of the Kru Krux Kran"
"If I kept a record of how many steps I walk every day in a file... Would it be called a Pedofile?"
"What's a pirates favorite letter? Nope, it's the C that they love"
"Three guys walk into a bar. They pretend to hear each other for two hours and then go home"
"If I hear someone crying I immediately cry louder to establish myself as the dominant sad person in the room"
"An unofficial source at the USDOT just informed me that Yesterday was he most car-accident free day in US recorded history"
"Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter."
"Girl, you can call me RNA II Polymerase ... ...cuz I'm gonna unzip your genes"