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Joke of the Day
"He died doing what he loved -- screaming for help and punching a bear."
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"I just finished writing a book on dolphins. I should have used paper."
"If women can do everything men can... ...howcome they've never successfully oppressed an entire gender?"
"A pirate walls into a bar And he has a ships wheel attached to his belt buckle. The bartender says ""what's with the ships wheel on your belt buckle?"" The pirate responds ""Aaarr! It's drivin me nuts!"""
"What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters? The Post Office"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brad ! Brad who ? Brad news I'm afraid !"
"""Let's play 21 questions"" Nigerian Girl: how tall are you? Nigerian Guy: Rice. What's the worst thing you've done with a guy?"
"What comes after America? Bmerica. I'll see myself out"
"Why is Santa so jolly? He knows where the naughty girls live."
"Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds? Because he can't even."