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Joke of the Day

"""I don't get why our troops need to wear camouflage, when they could just wear glasses..."" -Superman"

"How do porcupines have sex? Very..................... . carefully."

"why is it so hard to solve a murder in Kentucky? Because everyone is related and there are no dental records."

"What do you call a black political figure? A *coon*gressman"

"I just got into an argument with Mrs. Fields She was one tough cookie"

"What do you call it when your Stepmother poops? A Step-Stool"

"""Yeah, engage your core or whatever."" - impersonal trainer."

"There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who pee in the shower.. and fucking liars."

"My time-travelling uncle died. RIP Robert Mack, 1968-1834"

"Why did the integer drown? Because it can't float."