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Joke of the Day

"If someone shows up at my house unannounced, I won't open the door. I just stand on the other side of the glass shaking my head no."

"Time zones are amazing! Here in New Zealand it's tomorrow, in America it's yesterday and in North Korea it's 1980."

"I'm not a looser just because my pants are not loser. Your a looser because you're pants are loser. Don't think your better then me."

"Water polo was invented After a particularly heated game of ICE Hockey"

"When people ask me how old I am, I always say 45. They all think I look AMAZING for my age."

"I'm sick of reading them, these vagina jokes have got to stop Period."

"What are the best kinds of speedbumps? Orphan shaped ones."

"Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours... Facebook, where no one really gives a fuck!!"

"A groaner just for you... Q. What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand? A. A **VERY** large moth..."

"Chivalry isn't dead. He's just sleeping. Right, chivalry? CHIVALRY!?"