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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like i like my women. Ground up and in the fridge."

"TIFU by being King of the jungle. I am Lion. lololol"

"I don't like the idea of bacteria in my yogurt so I mix it with hand sanitizer. It cuts down on the taste, but I sleep better at night."

"If you ever want to watch a women feel herself up for ten minutes, hide her cellphone."

"""Daddy, what does 'autonomous' mean?"" ""Do your own fucking homework!"""

"What do you call a hundred women in a tree? A cuntry (country)"

"Sometimes during sex I accidentally say ""I love you too, brown paper bag smiley face."""

"I don't see why we're worried about running out of resources. I mean, how many people can there be in the world? Like a million?"

"Warring nations should hurl their politicians at each other."

"Cum on guys... We seriously need to stop making gay jokes."