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Joke of the Day
"i think a group of white people should be called a brunch."
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"What did the joints say to the arthritis pain? Uh-Leave! I made this up when I was a little kid and naturally thought I was a comedic genius for many unfortunate years to come."
"Just been doing some DIY using my stepladder. Not my real ladder. I never knew my real ladder."
"So a little boy and a child molester are walking though a forest in the middle of the night. The little boy says,""I'm scared."" So the Molester says,""You're scared? I've gotta walk back alone!"""
"What does a walrus and tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal"
"My stats teachet said I was just average What a mean thing to say"
"We all live in a yellow submarine... ...I really wish the bathroom was working right."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9"
"Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!"
"To silence her critics who hail her as Satan, Hillary is set to launch a new post-apocalyptical video game after winning the election! It's called President Evil."