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Joke of the Day

"A physicist sees a man about to jump off from the top of Sears Tower... He yells to him ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""

"They don't treat the black people right. In our neighborhoods, they don't have banks -- they have check cashing."

"I hate it when people come in my house and say hey do you have a bathroom?NO we shit in the sink"

"My black pants had more cat hair on them after they came out of the dryer. Guess I should check the dryer for cats before I start it."

"Are you an atheist, but uncomfortable with the atheist movement? Join the atheist stillness"

"My friends bakery had burned down yesterday Now his business is toast."

"Why was the piano invented? So that the musician would have a place to put their beer."

"A man walks onto an elevator There's a woman on it he looks at her says can i smell your feet ? The woman looks in disgust , no! She replies. Oh it must be your pussy then."

"HR: ""You've put Kurt Russell down as an emergency contact."" Me: ""Yeah, I'd like to meet him before I die. Dude is a legend."""

"What do we say to Boris Johnson and Donald Trump running the world? Hair Hair!"