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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the newlywed couple that didn't know the difference between KY Jelly and silicone caulk? The glass fell out of their windows."

"A man walks in to a library and asks for a book on Tourette's. The librarian says, ""Fcuk off, you cunt."" The man says, ""Yep, that's the one."""

"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite restaurant? Sizzle-r"

"I cleaned my fan today The difference it made just blew me away..."

"Jesus: saw that facebook event ""last supper""... looks good but whys it called the ""last supper"" ? Judas: oh.. No reason really"

"Why was Santa upset when he got a sweater for Christmas? Because he was hoping for a screamer or a moaner."

"Funny that Lebron couldn't even finish a game due to cramps when RoboCop saved all of Detroit without even having his own legs"

"What are filipinos horror stories? Crispy Pata"

"If she takes off her heels to chase you, then you better call the police while you still can."

"What's the worst part about shaking a one-armed man? You know that's his masturbating hand"