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Joke of the Day
"I was always really bad with numbers But I think my 34 inch dick makes up for it."
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"My dog really needs to learn how to drive a stick because what good is fetching one bottle of vodka."
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"Why are there no bungalows in France? Because the French have many flaws"
"Gf: ""You want to know what your problem is?"" Me: *looks at watch* ""Ok, but our dinner reservation is in six hours"""
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"Two hunters were driving down a narrow two lane road in an off-road jeep, and saw a sign that said 'Bear Left'... They turned around and went home."
"If cats could talk, they would talk a lot of shit, I bet."
"This polo shirt has two buttoning options: Uptight golf prick or disco chest hair."