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Joke of the Day

"My grandfather told me he closed one eye whenever he saw a jew in the good old days... He was a sniper"

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"What is a homeless man's favorite type of music? House music"
"WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. HUSBAND: Which is this?"
"How does Jesus like his hotwings? Tinder and Mild."
"Your mama's so stupid She killed herself for life insurance"
"Just ran over my neighbors cat. In fairness, though, the damn thing probably thought he was safe when he made it to the porch."
"How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin? She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions."
"I used to date a moonshiner's daughter... She always made me lick her"
"A Girl In London Two men in a bar. One says ""A girl I met in London gave me a sexually transmitted disease"". His mate replies ""you were lucky, in Yorkshire you would have had to pay for it!"""
"If getting a tan is wrong then I don't wanna be white."
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