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Joke of the Day
"I'm a paranoid narcissist... I'm afraid no one's out to get me!"
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"Why did the black med student wait all day at the rear entrance of the student cafeteria? Because his professor told his class they were going to spend the entire next day at a bacteria conference."
"Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead? I didn't even know he was sick!"
"did you hear about the rock and roll fishmonger? they sell skate, mackerel and roe."
"Don't feed the animals at the zoo! You should better feed the security guard!"
"Every Canadian child goes to sleep with a plush toy of the current Prime Minister to keep them safe. Justin Trudeau was elected because Stephen Harper was scaring the children."
"ChristianMingle is also a great site if you're just looking to get an incredible side hug."
"what's the definition of confusion? Fathers day in Detroit."
"Cars & sex -Hey Marc, I bet your sexlife is like your Ferrari! ""I don't have a Ferrari."" -That's what i mean."
"What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit? He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit."