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Joke of the Day

"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue."

"*wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort* Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK! Me *climbing out of fort* YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER!"

"As a child I was absolutely terrified of weather forecasters ..until I realised they weren't to scale."

"I love that all the Catholics are easy to single out today. Can't believe no one's tried publically marking people by religion before."

"It's sad to see how people seem to put more effort into their wedding than they do into their marriage."

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? **One.** **Germans are very efficient and not very funny.** *Source: My co-worker.* *I'm German and I approve this message.*"

"What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees."

"You know what would be a good name for a cocaine delivery service company? Instagram"

"You can't change a person unless they wear adult diapers"

"What do floppy disks and Jesus have in common? They both had to die to become the icon of saving."