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Joke of the Day
"What's grey and comes in pints? An elephant."
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"Rape. Short word, long sentence!"
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
"A blind man walks into a bar And a table. And a chair"
"I pulled a muscle turning over in bed. Cause that's how I roll."
"""R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to pee"" - Urethra Franklin"
"How did Obama celebrate his reelection? He hosted a Democratic Party."
"I'm Torn on the Issue of Abortion.... On one hand, I support it because it is killing babies. On the other hand, it gives women a choice. Credit goes where credit's due, /u/DJ-Salinger"
"Donald Trump never seems to answer questions specifically. I guess the questions seem to trump him."
"A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for 50 cents... ""I don't have 40 cents. What do you want with 30 cents? Here's 20 cents."""