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Joke of the Day

"Does the S in iPhone 5S stand for ""superficial""? ""Shallow""? ""Slave""? Or ""soon to be obsolete""?"

"The good thing about having a lot of followers is that for every thousand there's about one who actually reads your tweets."

"Study indicates Percussion as cause of Hard Drive failure. Whacked Drives Shatter..."

"What do you call a Mexican Jedi? The chosen Juan."

"What type of road race do Donald Trump supporters run? 3 K's"

"What do you call a reptile detective ? An investigator Sorry"

"I always order my burgers from Sonic He always gets them to me the fastest"

"What is Bear Grylls' favorite snack brand? Nature's Valley"

"My grandpa says he hates gay men I think he's just bitter about his last boyfriend"

"Direct quote from my daughter: ""I know horses can play soccer really well because they're fast."" Thank god she's pretty."