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Joke of the Day

"Sat next to a baby on an airplane. Ten hour flight. I had no idea it was even possible to cry for ten hours straight. Baby was also surprised that I pulled it off."

"If someone obsessed over Japanese culture is a weeaboo... Then is someone obsessed over French culture a ouiaboo?"

"What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person? Leaving a plunger in the toilet."

"What are some pros of living in Switzerland? Well the flag is a big plus"

"A Chinese man walks into a bar... and the bartender says, "" Why the Wong face?"""

"What's the best part of punching a tranny in the face? You get the pleasure of punching a woman but with none of the guilt!"

"My parallel parking skills are unparalleled."

"In response to the ""How do you starve a black person"" joke. I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free, you racist son-of-a-bitch!"

"Melissa McCarthy has been diagnosed with an aggressive flesh eating virus They've given her only 14 years to live, if untreated."

"A girl who lives hundreds of miles away texting you ""I'm drunk"" is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying ""I'm delicious"""