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Joke of the Day

"I used to watch TV, read the paper, and listen to the radio. Now I watch the internet, read the internet, and listen to the internet."

"hey I just met you and this is crazy but I'm going to argue with another stranger in your mentions for hours maybe"

"I beat up some eggs with an egg beater. They kept cracking yokes at me."

"We'll take these $75 baby shoes. No need for a shoe box. We'll just let him wear & outgrow them on the car ride home."

"Why do men like to be on bottom during sex? Cause they only know how to fuck up."

"I've always wanted to be a plumber But it's probably just a pipe dream."

"Molestation isn't funny! Seriously it's a touchy subject."

"What does a skeleton use to carry his bones? A CART-ilage"

"Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into someones ass."

"Did you hear about the Irish paper boy? He blew away."