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Joke of the Day

"Lol Q: What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant? A: Wendy's!"

"Me: One day I took my friend- Him: Wait, you have a friend? Me: Yes Him: Wow, ok, go on Me: So I took my friend to the vet for her shots and"

"What is Michael Bay's favorite phone? Note 7"

"They finally created a generic viagra. Micoxaphlopin is the next big thing."

"A girl asks a guy if she is wearing to much makeup. The guy responds. ""Depends, are you trying to kill the Batman?"""

"3 Mods walk into a bar [deleted]"

"My girlfriend broke up with me because she's lesbian today. She also decided she's a pescetarian."

"Me: ""What's wrong?"" Wife: ""Nothing's wrong."" [Sighs heavily. Rolls eyes. Clenches jaw. Bursts into flame.] Me: ""I think something's wrong."""

"Looking forward to his next movie Night at the Mausoleum"

"Why was the cannibal sad at dinner? Because he got the cold shoulder."