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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a donkey that falls into a pile of sugar? A Sweet Ass ( )"
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"Boss: It's been a tough year Jim J: Am I laid off? B: No J: Fired? B: No J: What then? B: You're to be executed at noon. J: This is bullshit"
"So I just watched a documentary about a blind magician porn star... He was a master of missed erections."
"Modern day camping is an uncharged phone."
"If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?"
"Would you like to hear a good joke? Me too. It's ages since I've heard one."
"What do you call a blonde, who dyed her hair black? Artificial intelligence"
"A friend of mine told me she met a really cute boy in a bar who was solving equations on a napkin. I told her to look for his unknown."
"Why did the American flag get so fat? Because these colors don't run."
"What do lesbian vegetarians eat? Vaggie burgers"