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Joke of the Day

"Some say I'm an apathetic person... But really, I just don't care."

"Some coworkers sign emails with ""cheers"" or ""sincerely"" followed by their names but I typically use ""you've made a powerful enemy today."""

"What would you call The Flinstones if they were black? Niggers"

"All I want from a woman is for her to hold my hand, look into my eyes, and tell me it's ok to get out of her bushes."

"It's my wife's birthday soon. She said she wanted something with diamonds so I got her a deck of cards."

"God plays Sims You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That's God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean."

"I'd like to tell you a joke about paper... but it's tearable."

"What did Hitler say when he got a 10 kill streak? Get reiched."

"Scientists have recently discovered a virus that increases the apathy of those infected. No one seems to care."