rogers Quotes

“Most of all, we should remember all of us are capable of individually helping advance the spirit of equality for all.”

“We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.”

“Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.”

“Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.”

“An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.”

“Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.”

“It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.”

“There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.”

“I'm an introvert at heart... And show business - even though I've loved it so much - has always been hard for me.”

“Don't be afraid to give up the good for the great.”